Funny Halloween Quotes 2021

Latest Collection Of Funny Halloween Quotes 2021. Halloween is a holiday whose customs vary from culture to country, but Ireland is a country of origin.

We Have Collected 100+ Funny Quotes On Halloween. I Hope You Enjoyed it After reading it And Share it With Your Family Members And Friends. We Have Also Collected funny spooky quotes, funny Halloween movie quotes, funny Halloween quotes for adults, funny Halloween tombstone quotes, and funny pumpkin quotes.

This annual festival dates back to the ancient Celts, who celebrated Halloween as Samhain, or “All Hallowtide,” a festival of the dead that marked the end of summer.

Swedes celebrate this holiday honoring dead friends and relatives by lighting candles for their graves, while in Austria, you may find yourself leaving bread and water for the dead. Here in the U.S., Kids celebrate Halloween by tricking or handling costumes that run the game from shocking horror to funny jokes, while adults get into the air by hitting cute costume parties. Russia, Mexico, Germany, Japan, and Mexico all celebrate Halloween with their own unique traditions – but no matter where we find ourselves in the world on October 31, everyone can use funny quotes on Halloween or two to get right into the Deceptive Mind. Visit My Most Popular Halloween Clipart Free 2021 Collection If You Want.

Funny Spooky Quotes

I wish all the readers of this blog a very Happy Halloween Day 2021. Here is a Collection Of Funny Spooky Quotes, Sayings, And Messages to share your special feelings of joy with your friend and families. And Also Share In Your Instagram And Facebook.

I put the costume on and said ‘It’s not very comfortable, but it looks amazing’, so it’s all good. ― Chris Hemsworth

Halloween is by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.

For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook. ― Anonymous

Hair stylist: Gonna wear a costume for Halloween? Me: (Looking at my new haircut in the mirror) Probably something with a hood. ― John Lyon

I love Halloween. It’s the only night of the year I can wear a wedding dress without looking desperate. ― Adam

Last Halloween was bad for me. I got beat up. I went to a party dressed as a piñata. ― Jim Samuels

Honey. I didn’t *lose* our kid on Halloween, he just went as the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle and I can’t know exactly where he is. ― Earthman Adam

A Fargo woman will give overweight trick-or-treaters warning letters, not candy. In other news, a woman’s house will be egged by fat kids. ― Julius Sharpe

Got home, opened the bedroom closet door and a naked guy shrieked at me. Wow, my wife has some pretty crazy Halloween pranks up her sleeve. ― Brian Hope

Instead of buying a Halloween costume it was cheaper just to get a haircut at Great Clips. ― Northside Hombre

I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is. Scaring men is easy. ― Donna Macabre

I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me? ― Drew Carey

Funny Halloween Movie Quotes Sayings

Wish You a Happy Halloween Day 2021. Here is a Collection Of Funny Halloween Movie Quotes, Sayings, And Messages to share your special feelings of joy with your friend and families. And Also Share In Your Instagram And Facebook.  Halloween Quotes From Movies

My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage. — Aunt Frances, Practical Magic

Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose. — Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice

Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with? — Helen/The Princess, The Mummy (1932)

That’s right. I am the pumpkin king! Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas

Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job. — Morticia, The Addams Family

I’m the ghost with the most, babe. — Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice

Being normal is vastly overrated. — Aggie Cromwell, Halloweentown

Can I keep you?— Casper, Casper

It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out. — Dani, Hocus Pocus

No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel! — Tatum Riley, Scream

If I hadn’t just been sitting in it, I’d say you’ve lost your mind. — Maggot, Corpse Bride

Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night? — Allison, Hocus Pocus

Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again! — Morticia, The Addams Family

It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus! — Max, Hocus Pocus

You are too precious for words, why I could just… eat you alive! — Morticia, The Addams Family

Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any. — Emily, Corpse Bride

Funny Halloween Quotes For Adults

Here is a Collection Of Funny Halloween Quotes For Adults, Sayings, And Messages to share your special feelings of joy with your friend and families. And Also Share In Your Instagram And Facebook.

“The witches fly
Across the sky,
The owls go, ‘Who? Who? Who?’
The black cats yowl
And green ghosts howl,
‘Scary Halloween to you!'”
—Nina Willis Walter

“Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.”
—Tim Burton

I’d dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn’t already entail being asked stupid questions all day. – Unknown

“I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween.” – Mindy Kaling

“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”
—Anonymous

“Women: You can’t live with them, and you can’t get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.” – Emo Philips

“From ghoulies and ghosties and long-legged beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!”
—Scottish Saying

“The older you get, the harder it is to find someone willing to share a horse costume with you.” – Anonymous

“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.”
—Henry David Thoreau

“Conservatives understand Halloween, liberals only understand Christmas. If you want to control a population, don’t give it social services, give it a scary adversary.”―Tom Robbins, “Skinny Legs and All”

“I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?’ ”
—Drew Carey

“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.”
—Steve Almond

“Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the ‘spirits’ of things.”
—Dee Snider

“This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”—Conan O’Brien

“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”
—George Carlin

Funny Pumpkin Quotes Sayings

Here is a Collection Of funny Pumpink quotes, Sayings, And Messages to share your special feelings of joy with your friend and families. And Also Share In Your Instagram And Facebook.

If you’re ever wondering what to wear, just dress like a pumpkin, you’re good to go. — Devendra Banhart

I don’t see how a pumpkin patch could be more sincere than this one. — It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Have you come to sing pumpkin carols? — It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

• I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. — Henry David Thoreau
• In the middle of November smashed on the rocks at the edge of the island, a bright thing caught my eye. It was a pumpkin half. — Pumpkin by Mount Eerie
• I’d say the first thing you need is … a pumpkin. — Cinderella
• Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin.— Simone Schwarz-Bart
• Let’s be honest: you can’t celebrate fall without it’s leading role: pumpkin! — Rachel Hollis
• Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He’s gotta pick this one. He’s got to. I don’t see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there’s not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.  — It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
• My favorite word is ‘pumpkin.’ You can’t take it seriously. But you can’t ignore it, either. It takes ahold of your head and that’s it. You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. — Harrison Salisbury

Once a pumpkin, Always a pumpkin.— Billy Corgan

What moistens the lip and what brightens the eye? What calls back the past like the rich pumpkin pie? — John Greenleaf Whittier

It’s midnight Cinderella, but don’t worry none. Cause I’m Peter the Pumpkin Eater and the party’s just begun. — Garth Brooks

Way out in the country tonight he could smell the pumpkins ripening toward the knife and the triangle eye and the singeing candle. — Ray Bradbury

And I Jack, the Pumpkin King, have grown so tired of the same old thing. — The Nightmare Before Christmas

Funny Halloween Tombstone Quotes

Here is a Collection Of funny Halloween tombstone quotes, Sayings, And Messages to share your special feelings of joy with your friend and families. And Also Share In Your Instagram And Facebook.

He was so brave
He was so cute
Until he forgot
His parachute

Wherever you be
Let your wind go free
For holding it in
Was the death of me!

Beneath this stone lies a merry lass
Who aimed for the brake and hit the gas

He said “No net!” and knew no fear
He made a misstep and wound up here

Here lies the body of Lester Moore
Three slugs from a forty-four
No Les, no more

Beneath this stone my wife doth lie
Now she’s at rest and so am I

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