Halloween Quotes

Halloween Funny quotes 2021

Halloween Funny quotes 2021. Halloween is set to be celebrated on 31 October 2021. From now on the night will be longer, darker, and colder. It is an American historical tradition where everyone celebrates and wishes a Happy Halloween to each other. This Humor funny Halloween quotes, wishes. and greetings can also be written on gift cards and wishing cards for your partner. 

Funny Quotes for Halloween

These Funny quotes about Halloween will also make you a beautiful Halloween Instagram caption to commemorate your Halloween celebration. From the obvious horror to the beautiful and Scary Halloween Images, wishes and Messages will remind you of all your fond memories of Halloween.

Here is a collection of New funny Halloween quotes and sayings for Instagram, Facebook, and WhatsApp. This Funny Halloween quotes 2021 make a great contribution to this day. 

Halloween Funny quotes 2021

  • Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation.
  • How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.
  • What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck.
  • What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A grave problem.
  • How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
  • What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  • What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangs-giving.
  • How do ghosts wash their hair? With sham-boo!
  • What do you call a skeleton who lays around all day? Lazy bones.
  • What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!
  • What’s a witch’s favorite school subject? Spelling.
  • What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
  • Why are spiders, great baseball players? They know how to catch flies!
  • Why do ghosts pick their noses? To get the boo-gers

Funny Halloween Quotes

  • Time for some Halloween fun. Be careful out there!
  • Hope your Halloween is fun and spooky. Eat, drink and be scary!
  • Everybody is scared of something. I hope you find yours!
  • Have a Happy and Fun Halloween – Don’t be afraid of the dark!
  • Halloween is a lifestyle, not a holiday! Happy Halloweenie!
  • I’m dying to have a great Halloween with you!
  • The night is howling for you… Wishing you a spooky fun Halloween!
  • Halloween will soon be here, so try your best to have no fear. Enjoy the night!
  • Halloween season is just a whisker away. Hope you have a bewitching time!
  • Are you ready for some pumpkin smashing?! Have lots of spooky fun!
  • Keep the lights on this night, because you never know what may be lurking in the dark. Halloween greetings!
  • I hope your Halloween doesn’t suck like a vampire. Stay safe!
  • I’m watching you be sure you have a hauntingly great Halloween 
  • May I borrow your face for a Halloween party? Just joking! 🙂 Congratulations!
  • I hope tonight you are able to dance like a ghost. Wishing you a smashing time!

 

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